Poet, librarian, birder.
Author of Angels & Adultery (2018), Co-author of Mapping the Valley: Hospital Poems (2021), both from Seven Kitchens Press, 2018.
First chapbook: Moons, Roads, and Rivers (Finishing Line Press, 2017)
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My favorite was one when I asked what he was thinking, without missing a beat Jonathan said, “Who would win in a cat fight, Celine Dion or Pat Benatar?… What? If you don’t want to know, don’t ask me!”
David J. Bauman 
at least he didn’t say, ‘I can’t sing or play- so I’m going to play Guitar Hero’
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haha genius. I love this quote….so perfect.
xoxo
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My favorite was one when I asked what he was thinking, without missing a beat Jonathan said, “Who would win in a cat fight, Celine Dion or Pat Benatar?… What? If you don’t want to know, don’t ask me!”
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