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Originally posted on The Monkey Prodigy: Ever since I’ve started this blog, I’ve wondered how I could get more people to read it. This blog, in my opinion, should be kind of like the Bible. Not in the way that it unwittingly causes the death of millions of innocent people. Oh god, I don’t want that…
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What You Like Vs. What You’re Like – Reblogged from MonkeyProdigy
Originally posted on The Monkey Prodigy: Greetings, my followers. It’s been awhile, but I’m back. Unfortunately for me, but lucky for you, I am currently stuck indoors due to Pennsylvania’s outrageous winter weather. Anyway, since I am stuck inside, how about some good ole fashioned blogging (because the internet is as old-fashioned as it gets). Arby’s next…
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Edna St. Vincent Millay’s Birthday Weekend
Well, okay, so her birthday was actually Friday, the 22nd. But I imagine that as long as you don’t ask her age, or if you at least intimate that it must certainly be far younger than the actual number (121 to be exact, as she was born in 1892), I am sure that Millay would…
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Mafia Pizza and Soft Scrambled Eggs

The boys and I went out for our bi-weekly pizza Monday night. As usual we hit our favorite pizza joint over near the University. The running joke in the family is that we wish we could figure out where this pizza place orders our pizza from. They never seem to have any customers except for…
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A Love Poem I actually Did Write
“You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. I look around me and I see it isn’t so. Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs. And what’s wrong with that, I’d like to know? Cause here I go, again. . . “ –Paul McCartney But apparently people are…